Monday, September 10, 2007

Britney Spears just can't get a break!

Poor Britney Spears!!! Following her disastrous appearance at the VMA Awards last night, she's really getting skewered by everyone from Perez Hilton to The (London) Times Online to People Magazine.

I feel kinda sorry for the kid. She's only 25 years old, after all. And who knows what kind of advice she's getting from all the people who want something (usually money) from her? It's sad. There oughta be a law, really. I mean, doesn't she have an agent, a friend, a mentor, someone who actually cares about her?

Anyway, so we went out in search of some Britney merch because maybe she could use the boost to her sagging ego with a few sales...and the first thing we found was this:

Fantasy FOR WOMEN by Britney Spears - 1.0 oz EDP Spray


Which kinda made me laugh because it's sort of prescient -- it kind of is shaped the same way she was at the show last night.

Okay, I'll stop being catty. Here's some Britney Spears merch that's available out there on the internets. Be a good fan and buy something:

Drunk and Bald Britney Light T-Shirt
Londons Times Funny Panel Hollywood Cartoons - Britney Spears - Caps



Greatest Hits My Prerogative CD (Britney Spears)
Art Poster Print - Britney Spears Golden - Artist: unknown unknown- Poster Size: 35 X 23
CURIOUS BRITNEY SPEARS by Britney Spears - SHOWER GEL 6.8 OZ
Britney Spears 5 Cts. Pink Engagement Ring
Maximum Britney: The Unauthorised Biography of Britney Spears









Fantasy Perfume by Britney Spears for Women Gift Set ( Eau De Parfum Spray 3.3 Oz + Work Your Magic Body Souffle 3.3 Oz + Caught In A Spell Shower Gel 3.3 Oz )

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