On the Second Day of Christmas...

as the song goes...on the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...I believe it was two turtle doves... but in modern day, we much prefer.... HONEY BADGERS! Here is the video that started it all, with the incomparable Randall narrating. After you watch it, you'll probably want to give honey badger gifts to all your friends, so we're showing you a few tshirts and other honey badger products to tickle your fancy!



HONEY BADGER DON'T GIVE A SH*&!T TSHIRT from $23.99 at Skreened.com.











And, as is our tradition, we present one item for the 1%, the superrich among us! That's right, honey badger art priced at over $500, great for decorating the powder room in your guest house!

Honey Badger Large Canvas Print $513.60 by bartonleclaydesign
Make your own digital canvas prints

The Twelve Days of Christmas Gifts

For the next twelve days, I'm going to highlight some stuff you can buy on the web, that makes AWESOME holiday gifts, especially for peeps that are hard to buy for. I don't have to tell you, do I, that shipping takes time, so order as early as possible!

DAY ONE: STAR TREK T-SHIRTS, APPAREL and GIFTS!!
Who wants em? Nerds, geeks, purists, dads







Are you rich or do you want to seriously impress your Trekkie? How about a Star Trek Original Series Captain's Chair Replica for $5,499.99? It would look great in his mancave!



Or for something a little more genteel, what about a Star Trek Original Series Vulcan Lute Prop Replica? That's right, it's a replica of Spock's Vulcan lute for only $2,009.99 !



Oh, but what about the ladies who love Star Trek? We found this great necklace - it's actually a Star Trek VI Klingon Chain of Office Replica Imperial necklace exactly like the one worn by Klingon Chancellor Gorkon!! KLINGON CHANCELLOR GORKON! Be still my heart!!!! (and it's only $1999.99)


And finally, for the diehard Trekkie, the serious collector, the true afficionado, a Star Trek Autographed 8x10 photo, personally hand signed by the entire cast of Star Trek: 1. William Shatner (Captain Kirk), 2. Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock), 3. George Takei (Sulu), 4. DeForest Kelley (Dr. McCoy "Bones"), 5. Walter Koenig (Pavel Checkov), 6. James Doohan (Scotty), and Nichelle Nichols (Lt. Uhura). All cast members used a silver paint pen when they signed this in 1992. DeForest Kelly passed away over 10 years ago, making it impossible to reproduce this item. The Black metal frame measures 16x17 inches, and includes double matting and a deluxe nameplate. This custom made frame is ready to hang on the wall, and comes with a Certificate of Authenticity from The REAL DEAL Memorabilia, Inc.



Now THAT would make someone really happy on Christmas morning!!!