Three French Hens

On the third day of Christmas, let's see...it was three French hens...I wonder what makes a French hen different from an American one. Must be the accent.

I wouldn't recommend giving anyone a chicken for the holidays, but anything French is always seen as sophisticated, so here are a few gift suggestions for the Francophile.


Five Star Distributors Coffee, French Roast, 2.5 oz Bag, 18 Bags/Box. Box of 18


French Country Le Coq Rooster Throw Pillow $22.99

Made in France, Hand-set Swarovski Crystals, Claw Hair Clip

Case of 12 Pre de Provence 250g Honey Almond Shea Butter Enriched Triple Milled Soap $71.40

French Knife Set


Je Ne Regrette Rien Women's V-Neck T-Shirt $21.99


Paris Hotel Look Chic Wall Clock $18.99

And as always, we offer one gift idea for the rich, the super rich, and those who have a lot to apologize for this holiday season:


VERA WANG Sumptuous Necklace with 5.20 CTW Genuine Super Clean round Diamonds Made of 18K White Gold and Metallic Titanium $9775.50

The Twelve Days of Christmas Gifts

For the next twelve days, I'm going to highlight some stuff you can buy on the web, that makes AWESOME holiday gifts, especially for peeps that are hard to buy for. I don't have to tell you, do I, that shipping takes time, so order as early as possible!

DAY ONE: STAR TREK T-SHIRTS, APPAREL and GIFTS!!
Who wants em? Nerds, geeks, purists, dads







Are you rich or do you want to seriously impress your Trekkie? How about a Star Trek Original Series Captain's Chair Replica for $5,499.99? It would look great in his mancave!



Or for something a little more genteel, what about a Star Trek Original Series Vulcan Lute Prop Replica? That's right, it's a replica of Spock's Vulcan lute for only $2,009.99 !



Oh, but what about the ladies who love Star Trek? We found this great necklace - it's actually a Star Trek VI Klingon Chain of Office Replica Imperial necklace exactly like the one worn by Klingon Chancellor Gorkon!! KLINGON CHANCELLOR GORKON! Be still my heart!!!! (and it's only $1999.99)


And finally, for the diehard Trekkie, the serious collector, the true afficionado, a Star Trek Autographed 8x10 photo, personally hand signed by the entire cast of Star Trek: 1. William Shatner (Captain Kirk), 2. Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock), 3. George Takei (Sulu), 4. DeForest Kelley (Dr. McCoy "Bones"), 5. Walter Koenig (Pavel Checkov), 6. James Doohan (Scotty), and Nichelle Nichols (Lt. Uhura). All cast members used a silver paint pen when they signed this in 1992. DeForest Kelly passed away over 10 years ago, making it impossible to reproduce this item. The Black metal frame measures 16x17 inches, and includes double matting and a deluxe nameplate. This custom made frame is ready to hang on the wall, and comes with a Certificate of Authenticity from The REAL DEAL Memorabilia, Inc.



Now THAT would make someone really happy on Christmas morning!!!