Get Back on Board, Dammit!

Get back on board, dammit! Vada a Bordo, Cazzo! Tshirts emblazoned with the famous words of the Italian coast guard officer Gregorio Maria De Falco barked to the rogue captain of the sinking cruise ship Costa Concordia. The rogue captain, Francesco Schettino, is currently under house arrest for his actions in leaving the distressed ship, while De Falco is being hailed in Italy as a hero. Tshirts were soon to follow.